Lemme just soak that one in for a second.

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Sorry. still soaking. I’m so caught up in the backwords D’s on the Puddle Of muDD record it’s hard for me to concentrate.

Okay. I’m done soaking.

Apparently class involves looking at something truly, TRULY horrible. Something that says “I’m going to make this world a worse place, just by being in it!” And thinking to yourself “I can’t make fun of that. It might insult HAL.”

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I think I’m gonna need to introduce you to a friend of mine Hal. It’s name is truth. And It… Well it has something to say to you.

There’s no easy way to do this, so it’s just gonna come out and say it Hal.

It thinks you might be a bad person. Like that deep inside, doesen’t come out in the wash kind of bad. I’m sorry if that hurts, but that what the truth does.

It hurts Hal.

It hurts Like a bitch.

Either someone can’t take a joke or is in to really shitty music.

Probably both.