I have a friend who’s pretty much not a person and doesn’t hold back expressing his feelings about it and other things. He’s cynical, he’s oppenly annoyed at morons, and most importantly it’s what Indie Schmarm needs on a friday morning with no sleep. This is an old post he blogged somewhere and I took it from him because it really identifies with today’s youth and gives a smart and educational look at the values of the current generation. Just think of applying this to pretty much any song you hear that really shouldn’t be being listened to really by anyone, but with a little extra sprinkle of hate (and yes, She Wants Revenge IS the worst band of all time):
There’s something that’s been troubling me for a bit now, and I just need to get it off my chest…toss it out there…let it breathe, and possibly over take the world.
Now some of you are going to get offended, and some of you may send in death threats. But I honestly feel that if I don’t make a move to use this forum for the greater good of mankind, than really what kind of person am I? Eh? Do you want to wake up, look at my face in the morning, and feel like you’re on the same level as child molesters, and those wierd guys that fill up balloons at kids birthday parties whilst they eye the mothers up suggestively and touch themselves? Well than it should be no surprise that I don’t want to either.
Of course truth be told waking up in general is over rated. Your eyes are all gummy…Oh! Gum! Man I haven’t had gum in a while! I used to get bubblicious all the time, but last time I got it, it totally tasted like crap, and I was really dissapointed. And this whole chiclet sized gum in cute packaging bullshit that’s sweeping this nation has GOT to stop. SMALLER IS NOT BETTER!
SMALLER IS NOT USUALLY BETTER.
THAT LAST SENTENCE WAS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SMALL, IT WAS NOT MEANT TO SAY THAT I AM SMALL, BUT MORE TO PROTECT THE FEELING OF MY LESS ENDOWED BREATHREN, WHO ARE NOT ME.
*ahem*
Anyway, back on topic. Currently SOMETHING has GOT to be done about one group of people. These people are destroying our nations youth, and possibly the number one ’cause of teenage suicide ON THE PLANET. And I think since we ALL know who I’m talking about at thise point, I think it’s time I slap it down on the table like Abraham Lincoln did all those years ago in 1943. (This is Dan Tana jumping in. Let’s ignore the 1943 and pretend it’s a joke, which it might be, but if it isn’t and he thinks Abraham Lincoln’s presidency was in 1943, we’ll just…hey look a potato bug.)
Yep. That’s right, I am indeed talking about SYSTEM OF A FUCKING DOWN.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, THE MOST LONLIEST DAY OF MY LIFE? NO! JUST NO! And I know some of you out there are enjoying it, there’s no way KROQ would play it this much without SOMEONE calling in and BEGGING to hear it just one more time.
Well let me tell you something, I’m all for people listening to whatever music they want. If they enjoy it, that’s all that matters. Of course I’ll make fun of you for likeing She Wants Revenge when you’re not around, but that’s just because you’re a bad person. However EVERYTIME somone either plays, requests, or listens to that fucking abortion of a song, a small child loses his virginity. In the butt. And no one wants that. Well maybe some people want that, but they’re the same people that get vanity plates on their car, and no one likes them anyway. “h0td00d” my fucking Aunt Jemima’s ass. Fuck you.
Sorry, got lost there. Anyway, maybe you haven’t heard this song. In which case I think we need to quickly analyze and break it down for you and the rest of humanity.
So it starts out nice. There’s a drum beat. I believe some guitar is bleeding out. Typical system. Then. Ohhhhh. Then the lyrics start:
“Such a lonely day
And its mine
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Should be banned
This day that I can’t stand
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life”
….
I…
….
Okay I can’t really do this justice, so I’m gonna bring in some experts to tell you what these lyrics might mean.
This is from a mister ackj on the song meanings forum.
“The song is making fun of all the emo music that has recently become popular. The overly done depression and verly basic lyrics are all stabs at emo music which is often characterized by those things. Using poor grammar (most lonliest day) is basically calling the emo groups unintelligent. “I”m glad that I survived” and “I wanna die with you” are speaking of emo groups talking about suicide way too much. ”
Thank you ackj. I know that’s the first thing I thought as well, and it puts every thing back into perspective…You fucking MORON. I hope you choke on your own feces, RABID. RABID FUCKING FECES.
*sigh* anyway, the abortion continues:
“Such a lonely day
Shouldn’t exist
A day that Ill never miss
Such a lonely day
And its mine
The most loneliest day of my life
And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you”
Right. So kmk Natasha, what do YOU think about this?
“It’s about being really, really, really depressed. Feeling alone, then being glad that you made it through that bad time in your life (i.e. you didn’t kill yourself). Possibly being glad because it made you a stronger person to go through that time. ”
Ah yes, reading deep into the lyrics to pull that gem out. Thanks NAT for breaking that down to our level. YOU FUCKING WHORE.
And finally, the tragedy ends with this brief, but poetic statement:
“Take your hand and walk away
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Life
Such a lonely day
And its mine
A day that I’m glad I survived”
See. He hadn’t said “Most Loneliest Day” quite enough yet. I mean the songs TITLED lonely day. You don’t call a song that unless it’s fucking CHOCK FUCKING FULL of lonely. And currently it wasn’t even half full on lonely. You couldn’t even get, like, sad…with that much lonely. So then he really had to pull it together and come through in the end to deliver as promised…you know…really bring out the lonely. And I think he pulled it off. What do you think Inkdreamer?
“I don’t think it’s about Daron being sad- he’s much too intelligent to write about depression and rejection etc. with such bland wording and such poor grammar. ”
Yeah, thanks for THAT. I’m sure it’s actually about the state of the common man in Afghanistan and how he feels when he’s tending to his flock of sheep seconds before the evil U.S.A bombs them all with our devil weapons. Right? You’re nodding aren’t you? Oh I bet you are.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW MUCH LONELY DOES THE POOR GUY HAVE TO PACK INTO A SONG BEFORE YOU’RE CONVICED HE’S DEPRESSED? HE’S PACKING THAT LONELY IN THERE LIKE A FUCKING PRO! AND YOU STILL WON’T BELIEVE HIM? GAH!
I bet you’re one of those people that try to get people to jump from roofs ’cause you don’t believe they’ll do it.
YEAH! DO IT JUMP! (he’s totally not gonna jump. He’s just up there ’cause he likes wind I bet.) JUMP FAGGOT! DO IT! YEAH DO IT. (he’s totally not gonn…. ewww.)
The words currently in the english vocabulary cannot quite describe the hate I feel for you right now.
And that’s all we have from our panel of experts. In other news “She Wants Revenge” fucking sucks ass. Stop listening to them. I don’t care how much you identify with the fact that he “wants to fucking tear you apart”. MOVE ON.
Thank you.
Mike.
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